The following poem was submitted by Brian Carter.


Although the nights may not be longer

The urge to pay a call grows stronger

Far stronger than it used to be

The inconvenience comes far more frequently

Thomas hatched a plan to stem the flow

And with pressure building up below

Choose a bottle with the right sized neck

To cut the mileage of the trek

With correct size neck and right hand thread

He took the flexi bottle to his bed

On waking deftly tried it on

And began to fill it with aplomb

So snug a fit and airtight too

More convenient than the far off loo

The vessel then began to swell

How could then the air expel ?

Gripping firmly lest it burst

He made the situation worse

On release it sucked him further in

Longer now but very thin

A mighty burp both long and loud

Released its victim and he vowed

No more short cuts for me he said

Its safer if you wet the bed !

 Here's a little test for you. Sent in courtesy of Emrys Watt

Alzheimer's Color test..


These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease...

It took me 3 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! 

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya...
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!

 A brain waker-upper for today!

Click here to start

Emrys also took this rather amusing photo 


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